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    <created-at type="datetime">2008-09-05T09:35:41Z</created-at>
    <description>If you've got funny friends, you need funny holiday gifts. And you've just found them. This weird street sign is real science, people. If it's not wet, it's dry. Bag details:
*50" adjustable strap
*5 extra pockets
*water-resistant interior
They're pretty much the best funny holiday gifts ever. Don't believe me? Give one and see fast you become the favorite friend.
**Sold Out**</description>
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    <keywords>funny holiday gifts, weird street signs</keywords>
    <name>Durtbagz Not Wet When Dry Bags Funny Holiday Gifts</name>
    <price type="decimal">34.95</price>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-12-19T19:39:18Z</updated-at>
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    <created-at type="datetime">2008-09-05T09:36:28Z</created-at>
    <description>Remember this summer, when you saw your friends do this? They're definitely deserving of some unusual Christmas gifts. Lucky for you, you've found them. Complete with weird street signs.
*50"adjustable strap
*5 extra pockets
*water-resistant interior
Make sure you explain that the interior is water resistant. They'll appreciate that part.</description>
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    <keywords>durtbagz, weird street signs, unusual Christmas gifts</keywords>
    <name>Durtbagz Water Skiing Bags Unusual Christmas Gifts</name>
    <price type="decimal">34.95</price>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-09-16T21:32:04Z</updated-at>
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    <created-at type="datetime">2008-09-05T09:38:38Z</created-at>
    <description>Need a funny, yet affordable holiday gift for that friend with a wicked sense of humor? Um, I think a bag with a weird street sign, showing a pedestrian getting drilled by a car and flying through the air might qualify. 
Bag details-
*water-resistant interior
*50" adjustable strap
*5 extra pockets
Everyone wants to be a Durtbag so, help them achieve their dream, this holiday season.
</description>
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    <keywords>weird street signs, affordable holiday gift</keywords>
    <name>Durtbagz Car v. Pedestrian Bags Affordable Holiday Gift </name>
    <price type="decimal">34.95</price>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-09-16T21:38:07Z</updated-at>
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    <created-at type="datetime">2008-09-23T07:14:10Z</created-at>
    <description>If you're looking for some funny holiday gift ideas, look no further. Want to make it even funnier? Give it to a skier. Durtbagz have a 50" adjustable strap, 5 extra pockets, and a water-resistant interior. These things are great funny holiday gift ideas for just about anyone. Except skiers with no sense of humor. Which is all of them.</description>
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    <keywords>funny holiday gift ideas</keywords>
    <name>Durtbagz Snowboarding Bags Funny Holiday Gift Ideas</name>
    <price type="decimal">34.95</price>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-09-16T21:44:48Z</updated-at>
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    <created-at type="datetime">2008-09-23T07:14:10Z</created-at>
    <description>People doing YMCA on a weird street sign on bags qualify as unusual Christmas gifts. Seeing people do it in real life is weird and creepy. Like your friends. Which is why these weird street sign bags make a perfect affordable holiday gift for each one of them.
Bag details:
*5 extra pockets
*water-resistant interior
*50" adjustable strap
Buy this Durtbag for your friends. Or your teacher. Weird people need bags, too.
</description>
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    <name>Durtbagz YMCA Bags Unusual Christmas Gifts</name>
    <price type="decimal">34.95</price>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-09-16T21:55:28Z</updated-at>
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    <created-at type="datetime">2008-09-23T07:14:10Z</created-at>
    <description>You're welcome for us providing you with funny holiday gift ideas in the form of weird street signs, falsely warning people of an atomic death ray ahead, causing fake mass chaos. 
Durtbagz are water-resistant, have five extra pockets, and a 50" adjustable strap. Unlike this sign, the bag details are true. </description>
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    <keywords>durtbagz, weird street signs, funny holiday gift ideas</keywords>
    <name>Durtbagz Atomic Death Ray Bags Funny Holiday Gift Ideas </name>
    <price type="decimal">34.95</price>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-09-16T22:05:45Z</updated-at>
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    <created-at type="datetime">2008-09-23T07:14:10Z</created-at>
    <description>Durtbagz puts the "holi" in "funny holiday gifts" with this bag. Why would someone want to carry around this weird street sign bag? Because it rules. Also, because it has five extra pockets, a water-resistant interior, and a 50" adjustable strap. Need another reason? You don't have to spray it with Lysol after every use.</description>
    <id type="integer">7</id>
    <keywords>durtbagz, funny holiday gifts, weird street signs</keywords>
    <name>Durtbagz Bowling Bags Funny Holiday Gifts</name>
    <price type="decimal">34.95</price>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-09-16T22:15:19Z</updated-at>
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    <category-id type="integer">1</category-id>
    <created-at type="datetime">2008-09-23T07:14:10Z</created-at>
    <description>Your friends have to earn these unusual Christmas gifts, this year. No endo, no Durtbag. Period. And they'll want this bag, because it's big enough to carry their training wheels in the five extra pockets. It's water-resistant on the inside, and they can easily carry it while re-learning to ride, because of the 50" adjustable strap. Helmet not included.</description>
    <id type="integer">9</id>
    <keywords>durtbagz, unusual Christmas gifts, weird street signs</keywords>
    <name>Durtbagz Biker Bags Unusual Christmas Gifts</name>
    <price type="decimal">34.95</price>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-09-16T22:27:46Z</updated-at>
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    <created-at type="datetime">2008-09-23T07:14:10Z</created-at>
    <description>Now, that's what I call "helping" her across the street. Bold move, sir, even on a weird street sign like this. Why will your friends worship you forever if you take our advice on these funny holiday gift ideas? Because of the five extra pockets, the 50" adjustable strap, and the water-resistant interior. It's also useful for fending off men who like to "help".</description>
    <id type="integer">11</id>
    <keywords>durtbagz, weird street signs, funny holiday gift ideas</keywords>
    <name>Durtbagz Crosswalk Bags Funny Holiday Gift Ideas</name>
    <price type="decimal">34.95</price>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-09-16T22:30:57Z</updated-at>
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    <created-at type="datetime">2008-09-23T07:14:10Z</created-at>
    <description>So, a priest, a rabbi, and a horse walk into a bar...Get it? It's funny. And weird. Weird street signs. Funny bags. Funny holiday gift ideas. See where I'm going with this? 
Durtbagz are water-resistant, have five extra pockets, and a 50" adjustable strap. 
Also, don't ask me what the punchline is. It just gives away that you don't really get the joke.</description>
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    <keywords>funny bags, durtbagz, funny holiday gift ideas, weird street signs</keywords>
    <name>Durtbagz Punchline Bags Funny Holiday Gifts</name>
    <price type="decimal">34.95</price>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-09-17T00:38:52Z</updated-at>
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    <created-at type="datetime">2008-09-23T07:14:10Z</created-at>
    <description>This is what you want the sign to say, isn't it? I think you already know why these make such great funny holiday gifts. Durtbagz, aside from the awesome weird street signs, are water-resistant, have five extra pockets, and a 50" adjustable strap. 
When you give one of these to your friends, you can expect to be informed that you are the best person on the face of the planet and they owe you for life. Durtbagz are kind of a big deal.</description>
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    <name>Durtbagz Slow Bags Funny Holiday Gifts</name>
    <price type="decimal">34.95</price>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-09-16T22:38:58Z</updated-at>
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    <created-at type="datetime">2008-09-23T07:14:10Z</created-at>
    <description>Better than the weird street signs that says "HUMP".That's why Durtbagz make sweet unusual Christmas gifts. Our bags are weirdo's dream come true.
Durtbagz are water-resistant, have five extra pockets, and a 50" adjustable strap. 
*Chips and dip not included. Hey, it's enough that I gave you a killer Christmas gift idea. What do you want from me?</description>
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    <name>Durtbagz Chips and Dip Bags Unusual Christmas Gifts</name>
    <price type="decimal">34.95</price>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-09-16T22:47:17Z</updated-at>
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    <created-at type="datetime">2008-09-23T07:14:10Z</created-at>
    <description>Have a friend that trips all the time? Winner, winner, chicken dinner: you've just found their unusual holiday gifts. It's just that easy. These weird street signs rule because they're true. The bag rocks because it has a water-resistant interior, five extra pockets, and a 50" adjustable strap. And, it provides great padding for tripping and falling on it.</description>
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    <name>Durtbagz Clumsy Bags Unusual Holiday Gifts</name>
    <price type="decimal">34.95</price>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-09-16T22:54:09Z</updated-at>
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    <created-at type="datetime">2008-09-23T07:14:10Z</created-at>
    <description>I was never a cheerleader, and that is why I think these weird street signs are so hilarious. Seriously, if you've got a friend who'd appreciate a funny holiday gift, give 'em this  bag. It also happens to be water-resistant, has five extra pockets, and a 50" adjustable strap. Durable and functional, just like a cheerleader. Wait...what? </description>
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    <name>Durtbagz Bad Cheerleading Bags Funny Holiday Gifts</name>
    <price type="decimal">34.95</price>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-09-16T23:09:24Z</updated-at>
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    <created-at type="datetime">2008-09-23T07:14:10Z</created-at>
    <description>Like you don't think this when you see these  signs. Talk about perfect for unsual holiday gifts, this funny bag fits the bill. 
Durtbagz are so great because in addition to the weird street signs, the bags are water-resistant, have a 50" adjustable strap, and have five extra pockets. See? So easy, even slow children can carry them. What? I'm talking about kids that move not fast. Calm down.</description>
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    <name>Durtbagz Slow School Zone Bags Unusual Holiday Gifts</name>
    <price type="decimal">34.95</price>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-09-16T23:16:46Z</updated-at>
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    <created-at type="datetime">2008-09-23T07:14:10Z</created-at>
    <description>**Only 3 Bagz Left**
Do you know an unexpectedly expecting father? This is the epitome of unusual Christmas gifts for those parents that are expecting or not.
These weird street sign bags are water-resistant for easy clean-up, has five extra pockets for all the binkies, and a 50" strap so you can actually carry the baby in it. Which, babies seem to love.</description>
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    <name>Durtbagz Baby is Bored Bags Unusual Christmas Gifts</name>
    <price type="decimal">34.95</price>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-09-16T23:29:26Z</updated-at>
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    <created-at type="datetime">2008-09-23T07:14:10Z</created-at>
    <description>**SOLD OUT. THIS BAG IS RETIRED** 
Four left so get one and give it to your mullet-obsessed friends for funny birthday gifts before they are gone for good. These weird street signs are more than they seem. Bags are water-resistant on the inside, have five extra pockets, and a 50" adjustable strap. In other words, more party in the back than you can handle.</description>
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    <keywords>weird street signs, funny birthday gifts, durtbagz</keywords>
    <name>Durtbagz Mullet Crossing Bags Funny Holiday Gift Ideas</name>
    <price type="decimal">34.95</price>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-09-16T23:31:43Z</updated-at>
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    <created-at type="datetime">2008-09-23T07:14:10Z</created-at>
    <description>**Currently out of stock**
I hate durnk drivers almost as much as I hate getting cat posters for gifts. People, those are not funny holiday gifts because they are stupid. Fortunately for you, Durtbagz are awesome. Plus, they are water-resistant, have five extra pockets, and a 50" strap so you can easily haul your stuff around. Even when you're durnk. 
**Sold Out**</description>
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    <keywords>funny holiday gifts, weird street signs</keywords>
    <name>Durtbagz Don't Drive Durnk Bags Funny Holiday Gifts</name>
    <price type="decimal">34.95</price>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-12-19T19:37:50Z</updated-at>
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    <created-at type="datetime">2009-05-29T01:47:08Z</created-at>
    <description>Have a friend who's insane enough to do triathlons? Then they're insane enough to handle awesome funny triathlon gifts. Available in orange and tan, this weird street sign will make your athletic friends happy in many ways. This baby is water-resistant, has a 50" adjustable strap, and five extra pockets. What's not insane about that?</description>
    <id type="integer">32</id>
    <keywords>weird street signs, durtbagz, funny triathlon gifts, funny bags</keywords>
    <name>Durtbagz Triathlon Bag Funny Triathlon Gifts</name>
    <price type="decimal">34.95</price>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-09-16T23:45:28Z</updated-at>
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